Questions?

Please post furious accusations, obscenity-ridden diatribes, links to virus-laden sites, and tearful recriminations here. I would very much like to read them.

I know that I haven’t given you much personal information to work with, so you are forced to make wild assumptions, but never fear. I am as transparent as a VVF diamond, and not even a fraction as coveted.  I’m sure you can come up with something.

FAQs 4 U

  • In the future, if there are questions asked repeatedly, they would go here. But since this site has not a smidgen of focus nor a modicum of consistency, this is as likely as me having tea with the Queen on my golden egg-laying airborne porcine mammal acquaintance. You see, I’m not too fond of tea.